@msa6712 couldn't kick off today's thread, so here I am, in his stead:

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@DAZ666 checked into Hotel California on his way back from visiting his parents.

Thought I'd start the thread…………………………….

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Unfortunately, @Ces-1 isn't able to kick things off this morning, so he's asked me to substitute.

Without further ado, …

Owen's missed his alarm, so…………………

ZJ got lucky last night, so I'm here to kick off Tuesday's thread:

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