Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread :-D

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I love a good joke, but I am awful at telling them. Show me what you've got!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…..::rimshot::

An old mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
-"You listen to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
-"But grandpa, I really don't really like guns. How's about you leave me your gold Rolex Day Date President reference 1803 with serti stella dial and non-quickset caliber 1556 instead?"

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