Tell me a joke! The OF humor thread [No politics]

I love a good joke, but I am awful at telling them. Show me what you’ve got!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…..::rimshot::

An old mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
-“You listen to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
-“But grandpa, I really don’t really like guns. How’s about you leave me your gold Rolex Day Date President reference 1803 with serti stella dial and non-quickset caliber 1556 instead?”…

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Trump’s Victory Sparks Market Euphoria: How Long Will It Last? | Tina Fordham on Bloomberg Radio

As we navigate the post-election landscape, the reactions from global markets highlight a familiar trend: markets “shoot first and ask questions later.” With Trump’s victory, we’ve seen a surge of optimism in deal-making and market performance, particularly in the U.S. However, as I’ve discussed with clients in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia, there’s a […]

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US Election Insights: What a Second Trump Presidency Could Mean for Leadership and Policy.

I discussed the potential dynamics of a second Trump presidency and the critical questions surrounding his leadership and what his administration might look like. While uncertainty remains about who will surround him, there’s a clear desire to be part of an administration with unprecedented control—both in the White House and, potentially, Congress. The key question […]

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A Red Sweep’s Market Impact: Short-Term Euphoria, Long-Term Risks? Tina Fordham on CNBC

This morning on CNBC, I shared insights on the potential effects of a “Red Sweep” in the U.S. government. While markets may react positively at first, especially with bond yields expected to rise, it’s essential to look beyond the initial optimism. We must stay mindful that today’s market rally could eventually meet the reality of […]

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US Elections//Beyond the Market Euphoria//Trump 2.0 Policy Bingo Card

In Tina Fordham’s latest newsletter, she addresses Donald Trump’s decisive win, noting market optimism around pro-business policies and deregulation. This victory complicates US-China relations, NATO support, and climate initiatives, while emboldening right-wing populist movements globally. Fordham highlights inflation risks with potential pressure on the Fed and hints at possible reforms targeting agencies like the SEC […]

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Halftime on US Election Day//What to watch for in the next 12 hours

In her newsletter, Tina Fordham highlights the intense stakes of U.S. Election Day, with both major candidates—and the credibility of pollsters—on the line. While polls remain steady, shifting public sentiment and metrics hint at surprises, especially with tight races in states like Pennsylvania. Notably, Puerto Rican voters could play a decisive role, especially in key […]

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