Dear Esteemed Forum Peoples,

Your new fangled, “creative”, strap pairings are worse than fake butter on popcorn. Enough of this tomfoolery! Allow me to set you straight.

Dress Watches

The only acceptable straps for dress watches are crocodile and alligator. Ok, maybe lizard if it’s a smaller watch. That’s it. They must be black if you’re wearing a tuxedo, or dark brown if not. This new trend of putting pebbled calf leather on dress watches to “dress them down” is an insult to dress…

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